You're a dog in this free porn game. A genius wonder wiener dog! Do some science with your fellow Science Ninja chicks! Will you 'Measure with Pleasure' with Beatrize? Or supervise scientific 'woman-machine-interactions' with Bolty? How can a small pig get all the babes? WASD to walk around, E to interact, Q to access the menu. Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0 is in Alpha stage. Follow us for lewd news and juicy updates. If you get stuck, fetch some lube or check out the walkthrough: Power up your sexy brain and stay funky! Your Team Tailnut devs Dezue & OniGiri.